Monday, November 12, 2007

It's not like we've lived here 5 years


Tom just calls, he's on his way home from work. It's really dark (with the time change and all) and he got off the freeway a few exits early due to traffic. He asks:

Tom
If I turn on Toledo will that get me home?

Me
I think so but I'm not sure.

Tom
Screw it. I just passed it. What about Trabuco?

Me
Ummmm.....

Tom
Well??

Me
I'm thinking! Actually I think Trabuco dead ends. Try and find Jeronimo.

Tom
Sh!t. I already passed that.

Me
How long have you lived here??

Tom
Goodbye.

(he just got home)

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