Being constipated is really... a lot more awful than one would think! I had a weight loss surgery 1 year and 7 months ago, and I should write about that sometime, but for the entire year and a couple months after I was constantly constipated. It was so frustrating. Everyone likes having a good poo! Oh jeez. That might have been over the line. If so, Sorry!
btw.... I was going to "tag" you yesterday (I got tagged, did the post, and passed it along to fellow Blogger Buddies). But then I thought, since you were recuperating, you might not want to play along. But now, since you're constipated, you still might not want to play along. LOL.
Anyway, if you DO want to play, you come up with a 10 point bullet-point list that basically sums up the past 15 years of your life (you can visit my blog for further instructions if you're interested.) It was one of yesterday's posts.
Just left you a message at home. I was in Chicago all weekend and didn't get to talk to you before your surgery. Did you find your panty liner when you woke up? Here's a hint: It may be the reason you're constipated. Ha ha!
I kid. I kid. (Snort)
Thank God all went well and that you're on the mend. I've got to catch up with Blogistan now!
Lex has been singing this song for, like, a year now, but I never knew where it came from. NOw I know. Thanks!! Hope you're feeling better. I think KBL may be on to something in regards to the mystery liner wrapper. Have you checked for that yet? ;-) haha
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LMAO! Wasn't expecting to see THAT on your blog!
Being constipated is really... a lot more awful than one would think! I had a weight loss surgery 1 year and 7 months ago, and I should write about that sometime, but for the entire year and a couple months after I was constantly constipated. It was so frustrating. Everyone likes having a good poo! Oh jeez. That might have been over the line. If so, Sorry!
btw.... I was going to "tag" you yesterday (I got tagged, did the post, and passed it along to fellow Blogger Buddies). But then I thought, since you were recuperating, you might not want to play along. But now, since you're constipated, you still might not want to play along. LOL.
Anyway, if you DO want to play, you come up with a 10 point bullet-point list that basically sums up the past 15 years of your life (you can visit my blog for further instructions if you're interested.) It was one of yesterday's posts.
Hello my constipated friend!
Just left you a message at home. I was in Chicago all weekend and didn't get to talk to you before your surgery. Did you find your panty liner when you woke up? Here's a hint: It may be the reason you're constipated. Ha ha!
I kid. I kid. (Snort)
Thank God all went well and that you're on the mend. I've got to catch up with Blogistan now!
Lex has been singing this song for, like, a year now, but I never knew where it came from. NOw I know. Thanks!! Hope you're feeling better. I think KBL may be on to something in regards to the mystery liner wrapper. Have you checked for that yet? ;-) haha
I think the kids with 11 toes won it for me. Oh my lord... As for the issue at hand, colace works wonders as does a little dr pepper...
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